Summary
At a Wisconsin rally, Elon Musk complained about personal attacks and financial losses tied to his role as head of the DOGE.
He insisted he’s not stealing from Social Security, saying it’s actually costing him money—citing Tesla stock’s sharp drop.
Musk whined about Governor Tim Walz mocking the stock’s decline, calling him “a big jerk.”
Despite the criticism, Musk is pouring millions into Wisconsin’s Supreme Court race, while lamenting the pressure he faces for pushing controversial reforms.
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Why doesn’t anybody like me? I don’t understand.
Guess I’ll have to crawl inside, and I don’t know why
I’m sitting by myself, when the problem isn’t mineMy father-in-law has been divorced three times. Each of his exes have told him directly that they left because he’s too controlling. To this day, he openly and genuinely states he has no idea why he’s been divorced three times - “I try so hard in marriage. I just don’t get it.”
Some people can’t hear the truth even if you rubber stamp it on their forehead.
Cue: Elon Musk.
Never underestimate a human’s capacity for self-deception. I think it’s our most perfected trait.
Confirming he’s not as smart as he pretends to be
To stupid to realize how stupid he is
I know you’re engagement-farming, but “too”*.
That guy hears loving cup and knows he can’t
Run and jump and fish or fight
Or fuck
Dude can’t fuck. lol
His sex organ is mangled after a botched gender affirmation surgery.
I am not making this up.
This is a real story the media reported on until it abruptly went quiet on it.
Yeah, I’m gonna need a source on that one.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/breaking-down-rumors-musk-penis-230000612.html
seems iffy at best though i 100% believe the hair implant stuff no one comes back from the balding he had.
https://www.snopes.com/news/2025/02/26/musk-penis-implant/
There were stories on regular traditional media websites. For a few hours.
Then it disappeared to rumor status lol.
All them kids are ivf.
His dick doesn’t work. lol.
If there was any real evidence of that being true, it would definitely have been reported on way more widely.
Real journalism doesn’t report rumors as though they’re true.
Only one way to be sure he’s using the right bathrooms.
Let’s inspect his junk.
If there was any real evidence of that being true, it would definitely have been reported on way more widely.
He literally rigged the election and the news didn’t cover it lol
Again, if there was verifiable evidence, it would have been reported.
Truth is hard.
There has been reporting on irregularities.
When you have a literal billionaire who bought one of the worlds largest social media platforms and has the other ones fellating him - when late stage capitalism has effectively killed journalism and most news is shared primarily through social media, truth is hard.
He literally rigged the election and the news didn’t cover it lol
Posts link to reporting from Newsweek
In a blog post, the group noted that its findings are not proof that the last election results were “incorrect or manipulated.”
Make up your mind.
Wait there’s proof that Musk actually tampered with voting machines?
There was no forensic audit
O so not “literally” literally, literally figuratively
Yeah, they aren’t going to investigate shit. They spent two decades shrieking about voter fraud, that’s always entirely been a horseshit excuse to make it more difficult for women and minorities to vote.
This should be on the news everyday. This is a bigger fucking deal than the “hanging chads” were, but since no one is watching the watchmen the best we’ll ever get is this kind of analysis.
What
The fuck, this comment makes no sense.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nryc7h6TCIE
The stones wrote a song about being a functional man who loved a woman.
Elon is not a functional man.
Only ivf babies for him.
Normally I wouldn’t laugh at impotence but Elon isn’t a human. He deserves no empathy.
Maybe we can focus on the fact that he’s a corrupt Nazi who’s destroying the USA, instead of unfounded rumours about his penis.
I can focus on both.
But I believe the broken penis is what drives his revenge cruelty
It doesn’t sound real at all. He’s a narcist who had a good PR team before. What makes more sense, come on? This conspiracy is wacko even by conspiracy theorist standards.
https://gizmodo.com/that-tweet-about-elon-musks-botched-penis-being-real-is-fake-2000583511
I heard from a reliable source he has a terrible penis injury.
The only way he can prove otherwise would be to show off his that he’s got one and is capable of getting it to full hunter Biden readiness.
Until then it explains everything :
His anger
His joylessness
His relentless pursuit of neuralink and creating the perfect environment to do unrestricted human testing on disappeared people in El Salvador so he can finally figure out a way to make himself get off.
All the ivf kids with hot women. <—- this is the biggest tell
His hate of trans men. A trans man has a more functional penis than he does.
I could go on. But you get the point.
I can be convinced he has a non botched penis.
But I need better evidence than what I have right now.
Because what I see right now, says botched penis.
Let’s see it Elon. Show it or how do we know you’re not using the wrong bathroom?
Poor Elon. Rich people really do not understand. Even if they came from poverty backgrounds, they lose perspective. They think they did it all by themselves to get where they are and do not understand that chance and luck play a big part in determining which ‘hard workers with an idea’ get ahead. The working world is littered with smarter people who just didn’t get the breaks to become super rich. Once they are rich enough to waste $25M on a judge’s election they really do not understand that for the majority of Americans losing their job can mean a quick succession to homelessness from which they may never recover.
And he’ll keep pretending to wonder why until a mob executes him live on Twitch
We could only dream such an ending
This link is to a different article.
Must have been fixed - it works now.
Earn friends by firing tens of thousands of people. It should have been so simple, what could have possibly gone wrong?
I don’t remember that chapter from How to Win Friends and Influence People.
People are telling you why Elon.
People justify their own behaviour and responses, they build justification for why *it’s ok when I do it because… *. People with narcissistic personality disorders and the such, who do very bad things, perpetually see themselves as in the right, to a delusional extent. The bad guys, genuinely think they’re the good guys. We all do it, to an extent, they double down, they go big.
i always thought it was a little hyperbolic to call these people narcissists… like, they were similar to narcissists but not actually pathological…
i think musk is actually further out on the narcissistic personality disorder spectrum, it actually seems like he can’t understand how people could be mad at him even when it’s extremely obvious, front page news, people have hired airplanes with messages to tell him… massive protests… multiple websites and forums dedicated to exactly why they’re mad at him….
he’s literally targeting the poorest people possible, and any organization investigating him….all of this and i think he’s really just not capable of understanding when people are mad at him….
he can’t understand how people could be mad at him
The ASD could explain the difference between him and the next narcissist
What is so crazy is that at the same time I see a headline with “Tesla’s sales plummet 13 percent as Musk backlash grows” and yet TSLA is up 4.72% at the moment.
W T A F
Sales plummet 13%. Stock goes up nearly 5%.
The value of the stock (which is outrageously overvalued) is solely down to musk’s personality cult. So now that it’s been announced that he should be “leaving government and going back to his companies” it led to a stock jump, since his presence is the only reason that the stock is worth a lot in the first place.
The issue is that Musk often sounds convincing when he talks about things you don’t really know much about, and there are a LOT of investors who have a lot of money but don’t really know much about anything.
Too many people shorting?
Shorting would drop the price.
Not always, right? Like if there is a short squeeze.
That is a very specific and unusual circumstance.
Shorts have to be bought back after the term. You borrow it, sell it, and buy it back after so much time and give it back to the lender. You think the stock is shit so when you buy it back it will be lower cost than what you sold for and you keep the difference.
Too many shorts all at the same time and now everyone is buying it back and driving up the price, but that just rarely happens, and when it does happen it will work itself out in a few days or weeks.
it’s a mystery for sure
Even given the most charitable reading that he was doing a Nazi salute to troll people instead of because he’s an actual Nazi, the whole intention behind trolling is to piss people off.
And I’m not inclined to give this steaming coprolite any charity, because he acts like a fuckin’ Nazi.
(I’m not going to play along with the whole “he said his heart goes out” bullshit. Other Nazis sure knew what he was doing and loved it.)
He uses all the Nazi secret code shit. Like his fascination with the letter X for example which is modern Nazi code for Heil Hitler. Saying that Hitler did not kill millions of people. He throws it right out there and expects the world to ignore it.
You don’t even need this to have happened given what he’s done with DOGE and his buying an election. People would have still hated him, just not as many.
Unrelated (completely related) : chatgpt refuses to acknowledge musk having anything to do with Nazis, even when presented with facts about his “memes” and his Nazi salutes. And will not write a story about musk and his Nazi associated acts.
It will happily tell you stories about Hitler.
the nazis were trolls. they would have loved 4chan
What do you mean “would have”, they’re there right now.
Who else has been making bank being paid to protest, I was just at a fundraiser where George Soros was jumping around on stage gleefully after dismantling our government services and leaving the country concerned for their future. George was also handing out million dollar checks for a few lucky folks.
I am so happy George decided to get so involved in politics.
