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Gatling penis
Dickstar
Starfucker
Pentapenis
The penis wheel
PENVS
What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.
It ain’t gonna sucker itself.
Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
“No, this is Patrick”
This is what a choriaster granulatus looks like.
So that’s what they do with it after bottom surgery
Patrick PornStar
“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”