So I guess Barbieland is part of the Axis of Evil now?
Trump is one of those guys you find on one of those “lol shit Americans say” videos where someone approaches “random” people on the street to ask them history or geography questions.
Except he’s your president, and because your country is “nice” enough to have the world exchange currency we all have to suffer for it.
He’s missing Mattel and Malta…
“Trump is not cognitively there”.
So, he’s the perfect representative for the American people.
In 2016, I’d have argued he isn’t.
But now, after what we’ve seen out of America since, he is absolutely representative of who we are at our core in this country. Just wait until the supply chain breaks down from tariffs and people start to see empty shelves. You’re REALLY going to see who the American people are then.
His cabal of gamification experts discovered that the flaw in the Electoral college system could be exploited IF they could find a common denominator for all the low population areas with disproportionately high representation in the EC. Turns out it’s hate. Who’d have thought.
That’s a strategy as old as Reconstruction, utilizing an antidemocratic compromise baked into the Constitution by slavers who didn’t want the anti-slavery popular vote to have the power to take away their chattel. The brain trust behind Trump’s win aren’t especially clever. They’re just the latest schmucks to be soulless and hollow enough to fully embrace that hate-filled lowest common denominator, half a century after the last bunch finally got pushed out of power.
Maybe they successfully groomed a better younger asset & this one has done its part & now gets polonium garnish.
He’s 100% cognitive. Problem is, he’s stupid.
Both can be true.
No, but he strayed further.
Contextually, there’s no indication he had confused Mattel with a country, likely just said the word because of speech habit when talking about tariffs. To think he confused it, you’d have to subscribe to the idea he thinks it’s a country that makes toys and is run by an executive, or had an ear piece correct him mid-sentence.
He fucks up multiple times a day. There’s much more low-hanging fruit than this. Come on, peeps.
Right. Just so we’re clear then, he knows Mattel is a company, and he thinks companies can impose tariffs on the USA.
And that’s better?
I’m tired, boss.
Mfw Mattel secedes from the union
This is a stretch. I saw the video, and he just misspeaks by saying “country” instead of “company”, but it’s clear that he understands it’sa company. He says he’ll place tariffs on their toys, not the “country of Mattel”
I wonder if he thinks Barbieland from the Barbie movie is the country of Mattel 🤔
Its just Alzheimer’s, and hes trying to talk like he thinks people doesn’t see it.
His father also had it. And it is linked to both bad diet and genetics
Hasn’t he been seen picking up the phone when it’s not ringing
Was he ever cognitively there?
If it were not for his mental decline, he would not have gained the populist support of so many uneducated or uninformed people. Back when Trump was young and sharp the average New Yorker couldn’t stand him.
Years ago he was smart, fast, crooked, and completely devoid of ethics or morals. He has an instinct for self-preservation equaled only by New York City’s most vicious, flesh-eating rats. Those traits were imparted by a ruthless father and honed by a cold-blooded mentor.
But time has the final word, and J. D. Vance is waiting in the wings like a pudgy undertaker with a bereaved expression on his face and a twinkle in his eye.
No shit, that’s why he signs whatever they put in front of him, and project 2025 has been followed almost to a T. He doesn’t give a crap about anything in project 2025. But he’s mentally in lala land and they’ve been hiding his declining health for a while.
Can someone sneak in an executive order instituting free basic healthcare and education for all, in one of the bundles of paper he signs?
I dunno, give it a shot. Maybe he’ll just sign it and go for a big mac.
Just call them something like “Repeal Obamacare and institute Trumpcare Act” and "Great American Education Act’ and he’ll sign them without reading.
But at least he isn’t using autopen! /s
That dumb motherfucker is the autopen.
They haven’t been hiding it well. His dementia was apparent even in 2016.
It’s not just dementia anymore. That’s just a symptom, whatever it is has progressed a lot.
The Ronnie Reagan 2 the dementia boogaloo
It’s why they want to get rid of PBS, he wants to be the most famous puppet.
Man thought the Barbie movie was a documentary and is ready to nuke the country Mattel for making a woke movie in their country.
My brother in law, without skipping a beat: “obviously he meant Micronesia”
My reply, apparently not enough to get a response: “So you’re okay with a president who’s so cognitively vacant he can’t tell the difference between two very different sounding words?”
“obviously he meant Micronesia”
These people are goners. Completely in lala land now. Trump could have an episode where he sits on stage digging into his diaper and eating his own shit and these people would go “Trump is a very smart man returning those nutrients to his body” and they’d all start eating their own shit too.
Don’t you mean scooping his diaper since it’s all liquid. I doubt he has a solid bowel movement since his cocaine abuse permanently damaged his intestines
It’s a cult.
was totally unaware that fsm was a toy manufacturing powerhouse.
Obviously got his countries mixed up - it’s the Microplastesia that is invading every bit of USA (and indeed the world).
100% guarantee that Trump doesn’t know what Micronesia is
As well as the fact Micronesia is also not a country…
I stand corrected
It’s okay, we all know Trump wouldn’t know this at all.
He obviously meant Micronauts…
