I was a bit taken aback when almost every character in my camp was quick to jump my bones very early on, this explains it.
can they release a bugfix for real life too?
I’ve always wanted to fuck a bear
*Hexbear, watch outOh my god. I literally just made that connection. The druid guy is a bear in EVERY aspect.
Somewhere at Larian code review: “Whaddya mean hot_for_anal doesn’t control the horizon of threshold for analysis. What else could it… Oh. Ooooh…”
I can’t unlock the Withers romance arch no matter how hard I don’t try.
Yeah I had to turn down wyll, and it made me super sad because I didn’t like him like that. He’s a good friend but I really wish I could say, “I’d die for you, but because you are my good friend, I don’t like you like that.” Same with Gale. Halsin or Lae’zel are the ones I’m lookin for.
Edit: Oops, not supposed to be a reply, sorry friend.
due to a bug
*a worm
60 hours from now, just before the final battle
Oh you sweet summer child…
I always wondered why Lae’zel wanted to bang, and we never talked much before the Grove. I’m a Shadowheart simp, though, so I turned down the Battle-sex.
My Vengeance Paladin was down for some nightly cardio. Dumped her ass the minute I met Karlach though, Karlach is best girl, 100%
In my next playthrough, I’m creating a Tiefling and climbing that Outlander’s…huge tracks of land.
No contest. The nine hells’ve never created better.
That’s good to hear soldier but I’m not sure if I can contain my heat much longer if you say something like this. 🥵
Save scumming. This is the way.
I do gotta say, this game has made me understand the “role” playing aspect.
I don’t think I’ve ever done anything beside “good” and “bad”.
It’s good to know I wasn’t imagining things, I made a comment just after release saying I was over seemingly every character trying to fuck
Spoilers ahead, be warned!
The strangest thing by far for me was whenever I went to sleep and this shirtless mindflayer tried to bang me. What the actual fuck was that? I have 0 indication that I was even into you.
Subconsciously maybe? 😂
Lol maybe dude is literally just like “I showed you my house, pls respon” like bruh I don’t trust you at all
I experienced the wonky romance implementation both ways. Some, like Lae’zel and (especially) Halsin went from 0-100 in the blink of an eye, which was very annoying.
However, I also got permanently friendzoned by Karlach, Wyll and Astarion because I didn’t take enough Long Rests in Act 1, so important character moments with those three never happened for me. I’ve heard Wyll invites you to dance, but I never got that, nor the night time creeping from Astarion. These moments seem to be required, because I’ve been locked out of all relationship progression with those three characters. I’m at the end of Act 3 now and they’ve not had much to say since the start of Act 2 . Hopefully this has or will be fixed, though.
EDIT: clearer wording.
Is THAT why both laezel and karlach were like “it fizzled” and why my boy wyll won’t pound my demon receptacle? Because that’s a little upsetting
Lae’zel was just like,
“You smell like battle. I can smell the blood and sweat all over you. I saw you massacre those goblin children and tear their heads off. I want you to fuck me here and now.”
Mine was like that, only she had already fucked me beforehand, so she was like “go fuck someone else tonight, but DON’T WASH, I’M INTO THAT SHIT”
My gf got wyll to ask her to dance (well her character) and we’re in Act 2 already so maybe it just takes some time.
I finished the game today and it never happened.
My Wyll danced with me near the end of Act 2, as well. The next night Gale got all emo and wanted to watch the stars with me. Y’all are too late I’m a Shart main
If you are not in act 3 yet, go back to act 1 and spam partial rests, most of the events that you skipped will happen.
I was at the door of the final fight as I wrote the comment and finished the game later that day.
Will they release a classic speedrun version for the sex% scene?
The only one who has flirted like crazy with me was Astarion. Maybe he’s really into bright orange dragonborn.
What’s his name, Trump?
I never even got him in my party… why would I trust a guy who tries to jump me first chance he got?
Aw you are missing out, he’s the most fun character IMO and his VA absolutely kills it.
Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.
Gale and Wyll seemed to be the two that didn’t try to jump my bones right out of the gate, I just seemed to pick the non-saucy options for them I guess. Everyone else is a super-slut and nobody seems to care that I’m hitting on everyone else.
Funny, those are the two I had to hold back with a broom.
Same here! The look on Wyll’s face when I politely turned him down gave RL me 3 points of psychic damage…
And here I am, still trying to get my first smooch from the fiery teddy bear that is karlach.
Throw them water! A watter bottle, the create water spell, anything that makes them wet. Ray of frost…
Not sure if sarcastic or actually true. Will try it next time XD
But I will save first
It’s true, when you tell her that you will try something she tells you to do it, to throw her something, and puts a pose as if she were ready to take it. You cna then do it and talk to her to trigger a kiss scene
