Meta? More like “Meta mis juevos en tu boca!”
Edit: Directed towards zucc, of course.
Chiquita Brands International? Nah United Fruit Company? Bingo
Obligatory fuck Twitter
The only difference being Meta and Alphabet are the names of parent companies that Facebook and Google created to own themselves
The Meta rebrand was definitely about escaping baggage associated with the name Facebook. Alphabet you’re right about though.
They also wanted to own VR and rebrand it as meta. I don’t think that moved worked out for them.
does this mean you still call the bottle of high fructose corn syrup and caramel coloring aunt jemima
You can’t take her from me, growing up she was the only person who every looked at me with kindness
I’ll call it x once he sells the domain. Sell it you coward.
He did sell it…to himself. His AI company bought it.
A lot of these aren’t technically dead-names. They’re parent corporations that exist to shuffle around profits and minimize tax and regulatory liabilities. Facebook and Google both continue to exist as properties owned by Meta and Alphabet.
I think its mostly a PR thing
Corporations are living like it’s 1930.
Just change your name and the past goes away.
Deadnaming regions (using their indigenous names instead of colonial names)
Xfinity? Comcast!
At&t? Ma’ Bell!
That one has quite a few more steps, AT&T had to re-acquire Southern Bell>Bellsouth, Southwestern Bell, MCI, and a bunch of other subordinate companies to resurrect the reality of Ma’Bell
Yep, iirc Cingular was the last nail to be removed from the coffin, and that happened over a decade ago.
It will always, always be Monsanto.
Did they change it?
Bought by Bayer and quietly dropped
I think we should call it x. Twitter was this pioneering microblogging site. X is an extremist echo chamber that was created in 2023.
Funny thing is Twitter was cesspool even before Musk got his hands on it. I was actually impressed he managed to make it significantly worse.
twitter 2012-2015 was peak. ironically youtube 2012-2015 was peak.
basically dan and phil, grace, hannah, mamrie, and tyler oakley are the reason for the success of youtube and twitter not good and twitter.
That’s why people call xitter which is comfortably close to shitter.
Something about xitter also has this sophomoric zit acne feel. And the name is weird, too.
Elsevier? Wiley-Blackwell! Springer? Pearson!
Academic publishers are scum.
Republicans? Whigs!
Companies didn’t rename themselves. Rich CEOs renamed them against their will.
CEO: I am the Senate
