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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon is anti drugs

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Anon is anti drugs

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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    I smoked some opium once when I was travelling and it was possibly the most pleasant experience of my entire life. Shortly after that I was left alone in a hostel room with someone who was dying from an overdose on it, which was possibly the most unpleasant.

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      We both know this is made up. Opiate overdose victims just go unconscious and their heart rate slows down to nothing. Then again I’m arguing with someone who thinks traveling is spelled with two ls despite spell check being present literally everywhere.

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        insults someone for their spelling mistake

        fails at simple reading comprehension

        heh, oops!

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          Oops what? What is really terrible for them? Poor soul has to be in the same room as someone who is literally losing their life quietly?

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            oops for you, because in your comment you come off haughty and dumb. Happens to all of us though, no big deal.

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              Huh, to me you come off like an idiot. That’s so weird. Haughty? Give me a break, I can’t make this shit up 🤣

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                That’s totally cool with me, I am absolutely a dumb idiot.

                Difference is I don’t go around correcting people’s spelling to make them feel stupid.

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                  That’s because you have a life. Get back to it loser 🥹

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                    lmaoo thank you for the laugh

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            Sorry some of us have empathy. You ever been in a room with someone dying an early death? Also thinking something is invalid because of spelling mistakes is incredibly childish.

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              Yeah I’ve been to prison twice and seen it plenty. Someone overdosing on opium is definitely a stretch. I think you misunderstood what I was trying to say but who cares? Fuck yo couch and their strange spelling ninja

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            Edgelord cunt. Goodbye.

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              No! Wait, please don’t go!

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        I think they were saying it was unpleasant for them, not the person dyIng.

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          I know… what’s unpleasant about someone passing out? They aren’t screaming or convulsing or puking

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            What’s unpleasant about someone dying next to you? I dunno. Must be a people-with-decency thing.

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              Right, it was all about them…not the person dying. How silly of me!

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            I mean, if you know they’re dying that would be pretty unpleasant.

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              Meh I guess it depends on who… amirite

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        travel (verb) traveled or travelled; traveling or travelling

        https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/travelling

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          Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should

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        Then again I’m arguing with someone who thinks traveling is spelled with two ls despite spell check being present literally everywhere.

        You do realize other countries exist other than the US, right? Travelling is correct pretty much everywhere outside the US.

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          None that matter. Does it sound like I care? Any other revolutionary ideas you want to share encyclopedia Brown?

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            Wow, you’ve been here for a year and you’re a flaming asshole for much of your post history. How have I not blocked you yet? Will rectify that now.

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              Great idea. Have done that too.

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              Please don’t

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                haha… what a douche
                and yes that is the correct way to spell your name

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                  KNo yew

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        I can smell this comment.

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          Smells like straight up natural light and cocoa butter… hints of gunpowder and body odor

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        Incorrect this time old bean, sorry. It did happen.

        Or hapen, if you prefer.

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          Pics or it nevar hopened blody wankar

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        Tell us you’re a smack head in denial without telling us you’re a smack head.

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          Plz I need halp! Can I borrow a dollar plzzzzz!!

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