I’m a mix of Kiwi and Kākāpō.
kiwi’s missing “- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
I’ll take Swamp Dinosaur roaming the steaming wetlands of Didjabringabeeralong. Hot damn that sounds fun!
“Yeah I’m totally a Kea” Your average kakapo
That kea description is wrong. They are not an anti hero, they’re just a menace. Imagine the destruction of a genius toddler with wings and a knife. That’s basically a kea.
I wanted to be a Kea at first but now I really want to be a Kea.
I already chose kea, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me.
thinks he’s a Kea
actually a Kākāpō
Kea:
- Actually a genius
- Will fuck with your shit
- Will watch from a distance as you discover your broken shit, will enjoy watching you #WinningAtLife
Kereru:
- Big, bold and loud
- If I don’t like you, I will shit on you, head to toe coverage
- Why is this branch touching the ground
just excited to be here
🙋♂️
I’d love to meet a Kakapo! I know that is probably not advisable for either of us, and I wouldn’t, but I feel like it would be cool
It could turn into an interesting meeting for sure!
Touhou fans: >:€ ITS FUCKING SPELLED T O U H O U GODDAMMIT
Just according to kakapo. I mean kereru. I mean keikaku.
Had doubts about the Kākāpō, but then I reached the “mostly foliage” part and knew I’d found the match.
I’m basically a cat
Where Pūteketeke?
- Gives piggyback rides
- Good co-parent
- Bulemia
Well, I can only be Kakapo.
Wrong wrong wrong. Was this made by an Aussie? No mention of the fact Tuis like to get drunk af. And where is the Weka? Aka Kiwi with balls.
