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I’m torn. Kinda curious about what oysters are thinking, but pretty sure Einstein could run faster than me.
It doesn’t specify Einstein’s age. Plus this ability would be priceless for people in wheelchairs.
Can run as fast as Albert Einstein
Now, or when he was alive?
yes.
3 or 7.
Doesn’t mention any cooldown on the teleport so I could probably spam it which would make it useful.
7 sounds stupid but it could be actually useful in some situations.
Most humans can already teleport 7 inches instantly… It’s called walking. The free gravel is where it’s at!
Free gravel. That’s building material. You can always sell building material.
I cannot tell you how many ways free gravel for life would help me, but it’s definitely a lot
Pun not intended
But if it’s free, you can’t sell it. Otherwise it would no longer be free.
With comprehension like that You could be a financial advisor for the US government.
Free for me, not for thee.
In a world where some people can control toasters with their mind, free gravel disappears as soon as you put a price tag on it. I’m sorry if you don’t like that, but I don’t make the rules.
But then you would never learn the secrets of the oysters.
secrets of the oysters.
Yo, this dirty ocean water be bussin’
Pretty sure the only thing oysters will say to you is “fuck off”.
I could make them talk.
I shall abuse these toaster powers thoroughly and for my own amusement. Every toaster on the planet will go off at the same time!
How does the free gravel thing work? Can I just summon it in a location of my choice? Or is there a guy who delivers it to me?
There’s no rule saying I can’t pick more than one so
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8
If I looked 10 years younger than I do now, I’d look 8-years-old. I’m now 27 years old.
10 hours younger. Lol
Would need the details on some of these.
- The empty container depends on the definition of “container” and “empty”. If a house is a container for people it’s easy to rob when empty. If you have to be looking at an airless vacuum it’s dogshit. Otherwise I’m sure you could make money with a creative gambling scheme.
- Gravel for life, like an infinite bucket full? Or the typical “for life” shit where you just get one trailer full dumped in your driveway every year for 60 years. Probably an overrated pick.
- Teleporting is almost certainly the best pick. Is there a cool down? Do you keep momentum? Can it be in any direction? Does it take the same effort as walking? If you can spam it at the speed thought, you’re now flying. Even with a CD you could be a world class athlete in a lot of sports. Or just do simple stuff like reach a high shelf or teleport out of handcuffs.
Or just do simple stuff like reach a high shelf or teleport out of handcuffs.
Teleporting out of you handcuffs also implies you’d lose your clothes every time you teleport.
I don’t see the issue?
Usually bodies are more than 7 inches wide, so you wouldn’t end up naked, but with a t-shirt somewhere inside your body. So if it works like that, I’d advise you not to choose that pill. That is, unless you’re an oyster.
Gravel ofc. Just imagine being able to provide every construction site on earth with cheap gravel with no cost at all. I’d be the first billionaire on earth who didn’t fuck other people over to be absurdly rich.
Thought the same thing but it doesn’t say how the gravel is obtained. I assume there’s still going to be transportation costs and “life” could be as short as how long it takes to be smothered by a heap of free gravel. I am suspicious.
Can I use .3 as some sort of short-range contiguous Alcubierre drive, by using it repeatedly very fast?
I feel as though there is money making opportunity in 8. The language is dead? Nobody alive who can speak the language, so I’d have more or less free reign to profit off of being the only person who could speak it.
Sure but selling gravel has instant world wide business opportunities. Gravel is the better money making option.
3 will get you past most any locked door or fence.
Only if you are thinner than 7" minus the thickness of the door. Otherwise, you would teleport right into the door, which (I assume) might be quite painful.
Good point… It’s not as far as I thought
Number seven. And then piss off every “pea under shell” trickster, because you can see which shells are empty.
3 for sure. Depending on how teleporting into other objects works, and how fast you can spam it, you could get some serious work done with a power like that.
