[COPENHAGEN] The United States has reached out to Denmark and other European nations asking if they can export eggs as Americans face surging egg prices, the Nordic country’s egg association said on Friday (Mar 14). Read more at The Business Times.

“The United States has reached out to Denmark…”

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

  • MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.worldEnglish
    19·
    3 个月前

    Canada here. Our eggs are cheap.

    You want em?

    Take your trade war agression and shove it up your ass!

    You want to take our sovereignty away?

    …starve.

    <intentionally drops an egg while smiling>

  • stardust@lemmy.caEnglish
    12·
    3 个月前

    Help? Help? What happened to wanting to be a proud independent country that don’t need no allies.

  • Goretantath@lemm.eeEnglish
    10·
    3 个月前

    As a true American, don’t help us with eggs, it’l hurt your country in the long run. Let us suffer so we can get our heads out of our asses and purge the nazis.

  • Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    3 个月前

    “You will become part of the US.”

    two days later…

    “Bro my egg prices are high, can you help a brotha out?”

  • pjwestin@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8·
    3 个月前

    Good thing we’ve got so many international allies and are known for being such a stable, reliable economic partner. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I haven’t read the news in two months and I need to catch up on current events.

    • eryndalor@lemm.eeEnglish
      0·
      3 个月前

      Well, in those two months the USA has made new enemies by insulting and threatening with invade his own allies. Worst, the USA started an economic war against his allies for no reason.

      So no, now we are not willing to help.

  • eran_morad@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    3 个月前

    FUCK THAT. Let’s see eggs go to $5/each. We need to face the consequences of our collective fucking idiot electoral choices.

    • Freshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish
      1·
      3 个月前

      I’m confused as to why people are still buying eggs. I’ve gotten on fine without them all my life

      • EaterOfLentils@lemmy.worldEnglish
        0·
        3 个月前

        Eggs have been a staple poverty food in the US. Frying up one egg can give you your whole day’s supply of protein plus a lot of nutrients, and it used to be that it could do that for about 20 cents. No more, though.

  • Treczoks@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    3 个月前

    Denmark, from who they want to steal Greenland. They are obviously terminally stupid in Washington.

  • zephorah@lemm.eeEnglish
    81·
    3 个月前

    This is why we HAD allies. Had. To assist with the largesse we consume as Americans. You don’t get to swing your orange dick around at the world, offending and assaulting every ally, and then ask for help.

  • sunfur82@lemmy.caEnglish
    6·
    3 个月前

    Hilarious. The US reaching out to the people they’ve insulted, threatened or victimized in some way, shape or form and asking them for help. And when they get refused, they’ll tell the American people that everyone is being so mean to them.

    • Freshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish
      3·
      3 个月前

      That’s what happens when the country is led by someone who has never faced consequences fir anything

  • Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish
    5·
    3 个月前

    Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.

    Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?

    Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. … … … Can you spot me $50 until payday?

  • someguy3@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    3 个月前

    Oh now we want allies?

    Recognize the passive voice: “The US has reached out”. They don’t say Trump reached out, or the Trump administration has reach out.

  • sinnsykfinbart@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    3 个月前

    The Norwegian government will offer eggs, and we will only ask for the state of New York or as we like to call it: Nye Jorvik. The citizens of Nye Jorvik will enjoy all the benefits from a stabile, functioning social democracy.