Well, do you have dedicated JSON hardware?
Please no, don’t subsidize anything Java-Script. It will only make it less efficient.
And thus JsPU was born from Lemmy
NOOOOOOOO
Maybe it’s time we invent JPUs (json processing units) to equalize the playing field.
Latest Nvidia co-processor can perform 60 million curly brace instructions a second.
The best I can do is an ML model running on an NPU that parses JSON in subtly wrong and impossible to debug ways
You need to make sure to remove excess whitespace from the JSON to speed up parsing. Have an AI read the JSON as plaintext and convert it to a handwriting-style image, then another one to use OCR to convert it back to text. Trailing whitespace will be removed.
Did you know? By indiscriminately removing every 3rd letter, you can ethically decrease input size by up to 33%!
Just make it a LJM (Large JSON Model) capable of predicting the next JSON token from the previous JSON tokens and you would have massive savings in file storagre and network traffic from not having to store and transmit full JSON documents all in exchange for an “acceptable” error rate.
Hardware accelerated JSON Markov chain operations when?
there are simd accelerated json decoders
every day we stray further from god
Don’t worry, they still make extensive use of regexes.
Render the json as polygons?
It’s time someone wrote a JSON shader.
Ray TraSON
CPU vs GPU tasks I suppose.
GPU, render my 4.2 MB json file!
