Dear America: until you spend months apologizing and grovelling for forgiveness like you spent months insulting us, you can go outside and play hide and go fuck yourselves.

The EU being Canada’s primary partner is the new reality you created for yourselves.

Extremely productive tastes like humble pie.

I look forward to buying brands of tools not made in the USA. Japan and Germany can now have my money :).

Too late, they can fuck right off.