Officials in the former president’s administration, though, said they never used the app for classified information — and certainly never for war plans.

How dare you allow us to make this incredibly stupid mistake?!

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      We’re at the point where it’s necessary to check the source for everything, because it’s a 50/50 chance that any of this shit is satire.

  • doctortofu@reddthat.com
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    23 days ago

    Did Biden explicitly prohibit drinking bleach and eating rusty nails? Because if not, go right ahead you incompetent fucking morons, bon appetit!

  • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.ukEnglish
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    23 days ago

    Why are they still doing what Biden says, didn’t he retire? Are they just following the orders of some random citizen? This just keeps getting worse.

  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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    24 days ago

    “We were not allowed to have any messaging apps on our work phones,” said one former top national security official on the condition of anonymity. “And under no circumstances were unclassified messaging apps allowed to be used for transmission of classified material. This is misdirection at its worst.”

  • rosco385@lemm.eeEnglish
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    23 days ago

    It is the 41st Millennium.

    For more than a hundred centuries Donald Trump, the Emperor of America, has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Washington. He is the master of the US by the will of the nutjobs and master of a million tariffs by the might of his moronic followers. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Generative AI. He is the MAGA Lord of the vast Imperium of America for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.

    Yet even in his deathless state, everything is still Joe Biden’s fault.

  • yeehaw@lemmy.ca
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    23 days ago

    Fuckin rights, Biden is also the cause of climate change, and my itchy asshole. Definitely nothing to do with forgetting to wipe.