Clearly someone at the company has been betrayed hard enough to become a supervillain. They seek to destroy the company from the inside. The job is for hacking the chocolate making machines and committing arson.

It is an interesting idea that roommates would all have to vote on whether to let one in, ngl

No. And there is no guarantee that human cops even follow their rules so imagine a thirsty vampire in a position of power/authority. The warrant can be a tool to gain entry but they would probably still be bound by whatever hearth magick serves as a barrier.

We should just say this is happening so people start shooting them tbh

Stop blowing the spot up. Pun intended.

Ok but what if I only invite him into my shed and then keep him chained up in there?

BRB writing a new movie about a vampire airbnb guest

It is still YOUR house bc you live and sleep and eat there

No they wouldn’t tbh

Neither are the disabled apparently

Wow I wonder why people who needed an excuse to hate Jews would suddenly become emboldened. It’s not like the racists give their art school reject daddy the pass for being a Jew himself. They would never co-sign Israel’s terroristic acts, not even if the TV told them that Muslims are the REAL enemy. 🤪

No one who self diagnosed themself as egalitarian seems to know what that means. It’s a pretty worthless identifier since that’s not even a political structure at all. It’s an economic philosophy. But whatever. Just stay home, okay champ?

5 nights at Feddy’s

Came here from Reddit hoping to deal with less normie weirdo bigots and so far there is hope here lol

implying that getting rid of mass murderers is bad

🤪

Takes a lot of planning and ideally cooperation

Are we allowed to share our methods on here or will they get triggered?

Greetings fellow Lord

Real

Barely tools eh? Takes one to know one I suppose