No. It’s going to be completely queer.

As long as you keep a straight face while looking in the mirror.

Now I know how those villains feel when their plans fall apart due to grossly incompetent henchmen screwing everything up.

“I specifically told you not to store the disarm codes right next to the warhead! HOW HARD CAN IT BE!!! Did you think I wouldn’t notice the distinct lack of a mushroom cloud in the horizon?”

I recall people threatening to move to Canada during the first Trump elections. You know it’s bad when people are actually trying to get to France.

Depends on your criteria. As long as your calculations are simple, it doesn’t matter which tool you use.

For slightly more demanding calculations, Calc just can’t handle it like Excel does. Then again, using spreadsheets for demanding calculations is just asking for trouble.

“It’s not what it looks like! I can assure you, our relationship is entirely sexual.”

They thought of that. It has to be a video and you have to move your head around as if you’re setting up face ID. Not creepy at all. Then again, this is Meta we’re talking about, so it shouldn’t come as a surprise.

The person who taught me chess was constantly perplexed by my bizarre tactics. He found it refreshing and interesting. Obviously, I had no idea what I was doing, and I got nuked to oblivion on a regular basis. Maybe he was expecting to see some popular moves, but was only faced with whatever sketchy tactics I could come up with.

For a brief moment, I had a a FB/Instagram account for testing purposes. After about a week, Meta started asking to see my face on camera. Needless to say, that experiments hit a brick wall.

I was just following and liking stuff here and there. Didn’t even post anything, but apparently that was suspicious enough for Meta.

[kliːniː]

Better yet, I’ve seen some light switched made of the same glow in the dark material.

LPT: Pack a small roll of black electrical tape with you next time.

If the area is dry enough, the trees will barely survive and make sure nothing else will. If it’s slightly wetter, you’ll still get plenty of small shrubs and other hardy plants.

How about sheep then?

Many crazy ideas seem to go hand in hand. If you’re into flat earth nonsense, there’s a pretty good chance you also oppose vaccines, drink colloidal silver and believe in intergalactic lizards.

LOL. Imagine seeing asbestos truthers coughing on their deathbed swearing that it’s completely harmless and that there’s a global conspiracy against it.

What? I didn’t know this was rare. This thing is brilliant. Why would it be uncommon.

If you’re talking about my messages, it’s because I swipe too fast and don’t check the message 9 times before posting. All sorts of weird nonsense slips through every day, some of which I edit later.

If you’re talking about how native English speakers spell, you’ll find all sorts of weird mistakes that seem to stem from the fact that English is pure chaos, and navigating this mess is about as easy as programming with a magnetized needle and a hard disk platter. The way I see it, mispronouncing every word in a consistent manner helps me remember how they are written. The trick is to use a consistent spelling system of another language to form an auditory memory of the spelling.

So in my mind, every word comes with three entries: what the word means, how it’s pronounced and how it’s written. Memorizing a combination of letters is hard, but memorizing a funny sound that you can later decrypt back to a sequence of letters is easier. That connection has to be 100% consistent, which is exactly what English can’t offer, but many other languages come pretty close.

If your first language happens to have a fairly consistent spelling system, you can totally use it to memorize how English words are spelled. Native English speakers are obviously completely screwed, and that’s why spelling bees are a thing and why this post exists.

It’s generally a good rule of thumb to respect the boundaries of anyone who is vastly stronger than you are.

Resisting violently counts as not letting you do it. Being generally agitated, and resisting mildly counts as letting.