Received this dreaded email after ordering something the other day.
I’m not getting my parcel, am I?
It’s not a notification… it’s a ransom note
Back before they were Hermes, I had a similar notification for something I ordered and never received it. The app was forever stuck in “We’ve got your parcel”. Never did find a way to contact them to ask where the hell it was!
They weren’t trying to deliver it.
You were being taunted.
The “nah nah ne nah nah” is implied.
In france they got Colis Privé (private parcel), infamously called Privé de Colis (no parcel for u) and they have spent some effort to up their ranking from 1.2 to 2.3 !!
Guess who’s waiting for one …
That’s genuinly impressive to have a score that low. How do other couriers fair?
That logo alone looks like a phishing email.
I’d put more trust in a phishing scam to accidentally deliver my shit than Evri to attempt to deliver it.
You’ll probably get your parcel, ones it’s been accidentally sent to three regional depots that are in the opposite direction.
Please be an April Fools joke from literally any other courier
The monkey’s paw curls, it’s Yodel.
I ordered some computer parts online and one of the things they actually had on their website was “We don’t use Evri”.
