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Maybe Donald is playing the long game and has already heavily invested in Trump “I did that” sticker producers.
Your 401k is just DEI!
No, no. Their 401k is DIE!
You don’t get it. This is all trumps plan because he wants us all to buy things less and become tradwives and tradchads
Trump wants us to consume less so we can save the planet from climate change.
We did it America! The red wave is here and the Dems are no more!
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Wait… what?
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That’s not a map of the United States?
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What do you mean that’s the stock market?
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Well, I don’t care. I don’t own any sto—
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Of course I have a 401(k).
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WHAT?!?!?!!1!11
I’m unsure how to feel. Because fuck all these companies and the game they play. Luigi?
