New Yorkers rejoice knowing they’re no longer the rudest countrymen now that the Quebecois are included
USA? You mean North Mexico?
Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.
Can I offer you New York State and all the economic power that comes with it? The US can keep Staten Island. We put our garbage there.
Nobody doing the math on the number of seats that “province” would have? All other provinces would lose their power. You think the pull Ontario and Quebec have is bad? Hooo boy.
If you split the north and south into two provinces, they’d vote at odds with eachother enough to be controlled.
Combine that with some good ol gerrymandering by creeping your provinces down into the US, you’d chip away at US votes enough I can’t imagine it’d really be a huge issue.
(Signed, a US American)
We can do an administrative region, and pull a Puerto Rico on them.
I do wish USA was like Canada
Washingtonian here. Always loved Canada, just waiting to be annexed in.
Annex Oregon also!
Ahhh, finally! Peace!
I’d back this eh. I think aboot it a loot. Eh. Bagged milk.
Just do it already. I’ll fight to be Canadian 💪🍁
Hahaha. For a moment I thought this was real news and some politician actually said this. Then I saw beaverton.
MY BODY IS READY.
I’ll chug maple syrup. Learn to ride a moose. Whatever it takes. But please make this happen.
Don’t forget the poutine and beer.
In Soviet Canuckistan, moose rides you
Can we please just have our revolution and have no State? Thx
No state. Only guillotine.
idea: you guys invade and enslave all the rich white people, turn the entire thing into a streaming series.
Can we make some of them territories so they can’t vote.
Canadian territories get to vote though
The whole thing, can’t risk it. Plus it’s way easier to avoid any attacks on being biased if no.
However, we should make Puerto Rico a province.
Hell no. Puerto Ricans overwhelmingly voted for Orange babboon.
Oh booo yea ok fuck ‘em.
That isn’t just voting for the leopard who will eat your face, that’s voting the leopard who has already eaten your face.
Make Puerto Rico their bosses
Please fucking do this Canada
Hell make us multiple provinces.
New England province
Cascadian province
Great Lakes province
Rocky Mountains province (capitol in Colorado of course)
And the rest: dumbfuckistan
