Marxist banking parasites…
“Socialism is when banks charge you a $25 overdraft fee and rearrange transactions to force the most overdrafts” - Carl Farx
(((Carl Farx)))
Just say the 3 letter word, my guy
He would instead like to say the K-slur.
“The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own”. You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?
You ever wonder why all these “public bathrooms” are “same sex only”?
Every REAL MAN knows that going to the bathroom is totally gay, it’s a place where men go and pull out their dicks and handle them, sometimes right in front of each other and they listen to each other’s body functions.
Real men will go pee in the parking lot to assert dominance, trust me, this is how you do it.
What’s a Marxist banker?
‘Marxist banking parasites.’
That’s a new one, time to update the bingo cards.
No kidding. What’s next? Anarcho-fascist?
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Okay, you know that’s not what I meant, but admittedly, that’s hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.
A dogwhistle for “the Jews”
Dog whistle? Or fog horn?
The thing about dog whistles is they’re foghorns to dogs but not humans.
Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn’t know about it.
Admittedly, I didn’t hear it, but I’m glad I learned to listen for it here. These are some dark times.
Globalist also means jew
Damn, that got dark quickly. Thanks for curing my deafness.
That’s why they speak like that. That’s one of their more blatant, but the goal is always to have plausible deniability. And as an added perk when they use some of their less well known dogwhistles they get to call antifascists crazy.
A banker that handles our money?
It’s like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom
Yeah, that would be so weird, like a US president selling cars from the Whitehouse.
What constitutes “our money” in a moneyless society?
Vibes, for the most part.
Wouldn’t someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?
Wait, doesn’t everyone maintain their own wank-bank?
No, that’s just what us plebs have to do.
Those with the means typically hire someone for that particular service, a wank bank swank skank, if you will.
Under communism, the wank bank swank skanks may choose to use their experience to help maintain hyper-local community wank banks!
The currency that the moneyless society uses to exchange goods with other societies that do have money?
Good answer. Thank you. I hadn’t considered a global economy with that kind of asymmetry. How would that work?
Tang.
Isn’t that just a gold standard but with a beverage powder instead?
That’s one way to interpret it, yes.
What’s another way?
Ribaldly.
99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It’s just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it’s an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.
I think you’re right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I’ll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.
Also keep an eye out for people complaining about “globalists” and “coastal elites” because you’ll find that the majority of the time, that means Jews.
What nazis say to refer to Saul down the street who works as an electrician. Well all Jewish people really, but they aren’t excluding the tradesfolk
Actually the parasites make you obsessed with cats.
You can’t just call the cat a parasite.
You absolutely can. They kill for amusement.
Ivermectin: Shit Yourself Straight!
I dunno vampire parasites vs the philosopher king? What kinda powers do these vampires have because if its just glitter I’m team ivermectin on this one
The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda
I… Is he saying it’s in a pinworm’s best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the “Jewish elite?” The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint???
I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.
this level of delusion is sad as fuck. i hate that we reached the point where plenty of people will believe this.
Marxist banking parasites
Because for some reason, he’s afraid to say “Jew bankers”.
Some people still have a semblance of cognitive dissonance where in their heads (nazi=bad) and (nazi ideas=good). We should give it a name they’ll hate like fascist disphoria.
Can they provide some photos of these bankers? They must be quite something to make MEGA feel confused.
read that as “jaw breakers” at first and was about to make a really confused reply. I guess that means I’m not actually a nazi if that’s where my head goes.
He should’ve said “billionnaire oligarch leeches” like Trump and Elon and then it would actually be correct - Trump and Elon are the fascist problem.
the woke mind virus is literal now?
Its the woke intestinal parasite now
don’t let them fool you, it’s all projection from RFK Jr.'s brainworm
Oh no! The Marxist parasites got to me!
If a Marxist parasite is the reason I can suck a golf ball through a garden house then I’ll choose it over some MAGA quack seven days a week.
Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.
Or they buy ivermectin and poison their queer relatives with it
You’d have to try really hard to poison someone with ivermectin. It’s extremely common in some parts of the world.
Giving someone a medication without their knowledge is dangerous and a poisoning attempt, period, no matter how harmless you consider it.
Legally, totally agreed.
…but if you were so inclined to want to cause someone harm through poisoning, you’d have chosen really badly if you chose ivermectin.
I know a guy who put magic mushrooms in his family’s coffee maker.
After a month of hallucinations, his mom checked herself into a psych ward for two weeks.
Guy thought it was really funny when he told her what he did, after she got back.
Guy is now homeless (unemployed 26 yo was living with his parents.)
Good story, but I question the relevance.
Say this and then when evil parents bring in their kids give them gender affirmation and gay affirmation
Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they’re just giving them away. I’d like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.
What did you get your doctorate in
Unwelcome opinions.
well i didn’t want to hear that
Dang, he’s good
If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer