Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
I think there’s a scandal on the horizon for this guy.
lmao
when he confessed that he prefers to be frisked at the airport, instead of undergoing a proper body scanner.
Maybe that’s why, last time he was frisked, he spunked down his leg.
Hey! After I got scanned, I started sucking dick in the airport bathroom too.
I think when you think all sorts of everyday experiences can “turn you gay”, you might possibly be gay? And what do the scanners do to gay people? Turn them straight, or somehow more gay?
Like, I’ve tried all sorts of things in my life, including same-sex sex, and am still straight - like even if I were actively trying to change my sexuality it doesn’t. Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.
Wait, since the homophobes are in power, can we use this?
Turns out defunding science turns you gay, guys…
Hating someone for the color of their skin is the gayest thing you could do.
Can confirm. I was super straight until I locked eyes with that tall dark and handsome TSA agent on the other side of the machine. Sounds like this dude has a similar story.
Yea! Always opt out of the scanner and get groped by a male TSA agent instead. That’s definitely the less gay option!
“Sir, I will give you exactly 15 minues to stop groping me…”
He’s using that as an excuse to have gay sex on when he travels. When you get scanned on the way home it turns you back straight. Or makes you gay^2 more research needs to be done.
For the love of God why is the right so fucking obsessed with people’s sexuality? Leave people the fuck alone…
It turned him gay after one scan! That is why, when his wife called the hotel room, a random guy answered the phone. He explained to her that her husband is now gay because of the airport scanner and he would be turned back once he scanned again. "They work like switches, he said to her, and then added, "and boy was your husband turned on!” He went in to explain it always makes her husband gay when travels.
…he sucked dick at airport toilet, didn’t he?
Narrator : “He did, in fact, suck dick in the airport bathroom.”
Why do you think some of us go to the airport a few hours early? You thought it was anxiety?
Finally a conspiracy theory that’s fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I’m not feeling gay
Are you thinking about big hard dicks when you do it? I feel like to be turned gay by the body scanner you gotta be thinking about giant throbbing cocks.
It makes me think about a well-lubed twink, so I guess I’m straight.
We need to encourage this belief that way we can keep those plague rats contained
Then why was I gay before I ever flew? Seriously when I was young and my peers were getting crushes on girls, I was getting crushes on boys. Seems I always liked boys and was never interested in girls.
The scanners even work backward in time.
I think he NEEDS that to be the case.
Yeah sounds like he was being caught with a dick in his mouth
Give the man a break, he was being scanned, stumbled and fell face first into the groin of his travel buddy with unzipped pants fitting his belt.
And the only room left in the hotel they were heading too had a single queen size bed.
/S
Know what else can turn you gay?
Being gay your whole life.
But, because your were brainwashed to believe that is wrong, and that it’s a “choice,” and because of course everyone is like you, you decide to go on a Jyhad to help other weak “sinners” like you wanting to slob a knob.
But hey, the flesh is weak, and sometimes you end up in a motel room with a twink and some meth, but you keep that shit on the down low low. Because a “demon” got in you.
“I love you, Darla, and the kids. I’m sorry…”
There are plenty of people out there who believe gay people choose to be gay. Nevermind that straight people didn’t choose to be straight and can’t just will themselves into being attracted to people of the same sex.
It’s such a a simple concept and yet I have to admit there was a point in my life where this had not occured to me until a friend of mine, who was gay, politely pointed it out. It made me seriously reconsider much of what I was taught about human sexuality.
I think most humans are at least somewhat bisexual. I think for some homophobes (and transphobes), it’s “I have these feelings too, I’m just superior because I’m suppressing it” - at least internally.
“Spiritual warfare” is “I thought about what sucking that guy’s dick would be like for a few seconds, and was able to ‘win’ by not submitting.”
Bi-Sexuality is a spectrum, not truly only 50/50 liking guys and girls.
In my 20’s I had sex with several bi-sexual women who leaned more to the lesbian side (I’m a male,) but they had absolutely zero romantic interest in me, or any other man. All of them only dated women, exclusively. We were just friends who got a little drunk, found each other physically attractive, and got naked. And no, it wasn’t a “Get her drunk” scheme on my part, no one was passed out or roofied, and it was completely consensual. Just friends who liked each other very much, were horny, and made each other feel good for a little while.
