They’re probably cooking the book, and would release something that may make medical professionals think Trump is a Zombie or a sheep based on what they doctor.
I love on they demanded Obama’s birth certificate, but he refused to show his financial documents (even though every president has done so) and is keeping a fuckload of very important information that the government needs to know secret.
The only good shape he can be in is when somebody carves him out with slowly with a butter knife
it’s like he doesn’t know what the words “good” or “shape” mean.
Covfefe for everybody!
Give them time they have to run it through the A1 first.
I thought this bloated POTUS preferred ketchup?
Nah, it’s the “A1, See?” test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning
as normalabove expectations.
They are probably audited, like his taxes.
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Hopefully Trump ends his time with months of nonstop flatulence and explosive diarrhea
that’s been an ongoing thing so the end will probably be a continuation of the same
He’s the healthiest man in the world, just like when this came up six years ago or whenever that was.
That’s an awfully big umbrella you got there. What are you, scared of a little water? You might melt?
The shape in question
People have made many jokes about his posture, but holy fuck… why does his body lean like that?
Because of his lifts
I don’t understand. Can you explain?
He’s such a compulsive criminal that he even defies the laws of physics.
He’s obviously on high heels.
I didn’t realize that “amorphous blob” was even a shape.
Round is a shape
With all due happy respect, fuck you, I came to say exactly that!
overweight centaur you mean.
“For an 80 year old fat fuck that’s never exerted himself beyond a brisk walk, he’s good.”
hes being held in place by a girlde
