They’re probably cooking the book, and would release something that may make medical professionals think Trump is a Zombie or a sheep based on what they doctor.
I love on they demanded Obama’s birth certificate, but he refused to show his financial documents (even though every president has done so) and is keeping a fuckload of very important information that the government needs to know secret.
The only good shape he can be in is when somebody carves him out with slowly with a butter knife
it’s like he doesn’t know what the words “good” or “shape” mean.
The Simpsons have failed us. The prediction of the 12th of April has not come to pass.
The Simpson’s didn’t let us down, the internet did. Snopes
Is it normal for presidential medical records to be released to the public? I’ve never heard of this before
Yes it was pretty standard before trump. Also releasing your tax records. Orange man is an exception to reasonable norms
It was done as a matter of course by essentially every president before Trump. I think the tradition stretches back to Truman, after FDR died in office.
Biden, Obama, W, Clinton, and HW all did so. Not sure about Regan, whose Alzheimer’s was hidden at the end.
Round is a shape
overweight centaur you mean.
With all due happy respect, fuck you, I came to say exactly that!
They need a comission of medical geniuses to rewrite the report in a way that sounds remotely healthy.
Give them time they have to run it through the A1 first.
I thought this bloated POTUS preferred ketchup?
Nah, it’s the “A1, See?” test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning
as normalabove expectations.
Covfefe for everybody!
There’s a dead badger up the road that’s in better shape than this idiotic ArseNugget.
The shape in question
People have made many jokes about his posture, but holy fuck… why does his body lean like that?
Because of his lifts
I don’t understand. Can you explain?
He’s such a compulsive criminal that he even defies the laws of physics.
He’s obviously on high heels.
I didn’t realize that “amorphous blob” was even a shape.
They are probably audited, like his taxes.
“For an 80 year old fat fuck that’s never exerted himself beyond a brisk walk, he’s good.”
hes being held in place by a girlde
