This might help. If they could read.
Seems that the constitution or and law book would work too.
“A book! Get him!”
My pistol is in my hollowed out Bible. Not sure where to put the shotty
Really big bible?
“Why is that Bible like four feet tall?”
“Oh, that’s our family Bible. Big letter edition.”
What guns? I lost mine in a boating accident. Terrible tragedy, but I figure they’re a waste of money and haven’t bought another one.
Oh, all that ammo? I just keep that for emotional support. It’s been hard since the accident…
Just don’t ask what’s behind my “I sure do love me some Jesus” shrine or why the wall behind it doesn’t make sense with the wall placement in the other room, or why I have 42 copies of the Bible in extra large print on one shelf in the living room…
(LPT: they don’t open bibles and they probably wouldn’t destroy a Jesus memorial in front of others who supposedly love Jesus in order to discover the hidden door to the storage room)
I love how it doesn’t actually fit into the book.
Makes me wonder if I am being naive by not bringing a gun into my house.
Remember: Buy a gun safe.
hide it in a bible. they never open those either.
Or put it in a Bible. None of those MAGA idiots have ever actually read a bible.
This is the only viable use of a Thomas Sowell book
If you’ve got a revolver and read Sowell, I’m going to assume you are MAGA.
Though it does give me enormous pleasure to know conservative economists like Sowell and Laffer are alive and well to see Trump drive our economy into the ditch in the dumbest way possible.
Laffer also saw the collapse of Kansas directly from implementing HIS policy over a decade ago
They’ll find the gun in the ashes after they finish their book burning though
That gun does not fit in that book. Also, choose a semi-auto over a revolver; revolvers are slow and clumsy to reload.
Oof, don’t tell Ocelot that. He might take it personally.
True, but revolvers also don’t litter the ground with shell casings that could be used against you as evidence when you have to defend yourself against, just as completely random examples, a healthcare CEO or oil exec.
I’ve never had a revolver jam either. Most of the hypothetical defending of myself should end before 6 shots. I will probably still write messages on my brass though.
Just put the gin in a cloth bag as you shoot. At that range, it’s hard to miss.
Don’t forget the juice.
I love that cover
I remember seeing this meme in a conservative comment section here on Lemmy. The text, of course, switched to say Dems don’t understand economics.
Maybe nobody understands the economy because IF there is such a think as a “free market” we sure as hell ain’t in it.
