Juda, therefore, said to Onan his son: Go in to thy brother’s wife and marry her, that thou mayst raise seed to thy brother.
He knowing that the children should not be his, when he went in to his brother’s wife, he spilled his seed upon the ground, lest children should be born in his brother’s name.
And therefore the Lord slew him, because he did a detestable thing[.]
In all seriousness, since apes do it (a lot), I don’t think there ever were a “first person in history”. It’s more just a consequence of having long enough arms.
Wanking
Who (and when) was the first person in history to wank? And how did they find out?
Genesis 38:8-10
In all seriousness, since apes do it (a lot), I don’t think there ever were a “first person in history”. It’s more just a consequence of having long enough arms.
But could an elephant also have done it first?
An elephant? Why not the wooly mammoth?
All I know is that I now completely understand why the T-Rex was so aggressive all the time.
I want to know how they figured out shagging and how that creates babies.
Probably like probably most people still do find out nowadays.
I doubt there was porn at that time!