• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    5 days ago

    I mean not just a weekend, a HOLIDAY WEEKEND. He totally missed out on easter weekend.

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      5 days ago

      He was back in time for the egg hunt. Wait a second, where was he when the Easter Bunny was here?!?

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        3 days ago

        “J just like his Dad

        E ever so just (like his Dad)

        S specless (he never wore glasses)

        U unable to swim

        S sometimes I wonder if he was praying for the betraying kiss of Judas so as not to miss out on his Easter egg

        C cut bread into very thin slices

        H hippy aeroplane impressionist

        R really easy to spot in a crowd on a Good Friday

        I I wonder if he had a dog

        S escapologist

        T took him three days but he did it

        • In the name of the Lord”

        ― John Hegley, Can I Come Down Now Dad?