You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
A 128 decibel rendition of the Emancipation Proclamation. Because some fuckers need reminding.
Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?
Windows 95 “Ta-Da”
Moaning of a hentai girl
Car tires screeching to a stop
Cats fighting
The transformer transforming sound
PSX boot sound
BWEUmm… BweAUUUUMMM
I choose farts of course.
“now you’re playing with power!”
runner up, “itsa me!!”
The Law & Order “dun dun” sound
School bell from The Owl House
NES Megaman death sound.
Adams family doorbell.
