I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
The Archbishop of Kabul
I think we should reelect Francis.
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Dang I might have to change my vote
I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he’s atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he’s willing to give Jesus a fresh look.
Robert Smith of the Cure.
Idris Elba
Joe Biden
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Adam Savage
Last one was on the liberal side. Expect a hardcore, gay hating conservative this time.
I had read that Francis appointed 80% of the Cardinals who pick the new Pope. So it’s possible that the new Pope will have similar views to Francis.
Lucien Greaves
The pope goes by AD&D druid rules. The new pope is the guy who killed the previous pope.
So it’s J D Vance.
The Gang Bankrupts The Vatican
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