I respect this.
Was this a targeted theft, or merely a crime of opportunity?
Cope harder, Garden Noem.
You know who carries large amounts of cash?
People who get paid in cash.
I had the same thought.
Why does her face make me uncomfortable
Skinwalker
It’s called the uncanny valley. Some believe it’s an instinctual response to keep you away from corpses. Others say it’s more broadly an artifact from a time when humanity needed to be wary of things that looked human but weren’t…
Because she killed her dog in a gravel pit, and put that story in her book.
More evidence that we are shifting from a Trickle Down Economy to a Robin Hood Economy (take from the rich, give to the poor).
I mean unless her phone was in it… although who just walks around DC with $3k lmao
I once knew a rich guy who carried two envelopes in his suit pockets. One carried small bills for tips and such, and the other carried large bills because “you never know when you are going run across a good gun deal.”
I’m pretty sure if I want a good gun deal I’m leaving DC and going to Virginia
So the completely unqualified, dog-killing, trump-butt-kissing, hateful, ignorant, worthless, lying, and corrupt piece of filth - who happens to be the secretary of homeland security got her bag stolen?
I think this reaction sums it up best:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The head of Homeland SECURITY doesn’t have good enough security to keep her bag from being stolen?
Probably stolen by a member of her own security detail.
Fucking hilarious.
“Hey guys, can we turn off all the cameras so nobody sees the drug deal I’m trying to do?”
Oh no! That’s terrible. Anyway…
Such great OpSec…
Drug using dog killer obviously can’t be trusted, she was clearly on the way to buy more drugs. Lost more state secrets than Donald’s toilet library
Ok but actually though, who the fuck has $3000 in CASH just for going out to eat???
People with under the table (off the books) laborers to pay.
oh no
anyway
Police were able to recover the bag that only contained $500
Everyone should be more worried she’s technically off her meds
