Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, two sources familiar with the incident, including a law enforcement source, told CNN.
The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant.
The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, the law enforcement source said.
I didn’t see a video. I’m going to assume Noem pocketed the cash and there’s no “man in the medical mask.”
From what I’ve heard about the secret service they were probably at the bar getting plastered. The thief probably had no idea who she was. Or…
This was an arranged dead drop to pass Intel off to Russia. This way the narrative is she was robbed, not just giving a package to some rando. No evidence to back that up, just wild internet speculation for your Tuesday morning.
Boy, she had a good night, that’s probably six guys.
I’ve got $5 that says she just misplaced it.
She should’ve put that money into Crypto. All the smart people are doing it. /s
She has a Secret Service detail, and still managed to get robbed? I hope she feels real safe going out in public knowing that they can’t even protect her purse.
Cojones on that thief though…
Kripi Gnoem is insecure in her deeply-beloved homeland!!!
Damn. They just eating these opsec L’s
I hope they donate it to an animal shelter
Good. Just a shame she didn’t choke to death, slowly.
When they catch the thief they’ll take them out back and shoot them
Like a dog.
$3k in cash? Her coke habit is expensive
It’s a definite warning sign when a person has that much ready cash on them.
i cannot think of why someone one at her level of government would need to hold $3000 on them
I can’t imagine why anyone, in this day and age, would have that much cash on them unless they’re directly going to buy something or just sold something.
Even then she’s a cabinet secretary someone else should hold onto the cash unless no one else can know about it
Seriously, who tf carries that much cash and is a govt employee without being up to something very sheisty
She hasn’t had a chance to deposit that bribe yet. After all, she had just received it there in the restaurant.
Medication? Sounds like someone needs to attend a wellness farm to remove themselves from the teat of BiG pHaRmA
Incoming federal ban on n95s
Good. She fascist trash & there literally aren’t enough bad things in the world that can happen to her.
A puppy killer too let’s never forget. About as comic book villain as one can get.
