It’s not paid time off.

Edit: I used to work a salary position in Texas. On slow days it was common to tell the hourly employees we had nothing for them right now and to go home. The salary employees always had something to do.

There was a website at some point that would put up themed meeting phrases each week, with points if anyone used them and caught it. I still remember a few of them.

“I don’t want a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, I expect a pot of uranium.”

“We either play barbie or go home. I didn’t get come here today to be Skipper.”

“I don’t say we build a barbie dream house, I want use to build a barbie on ecstasy house.”

“Is this a queen alien problem? Or more of a face hugger we can ignore for a while?”

Who knew this was where the third nuke would be used.

Trick question: everyone over 40 who pays attention to world politics knew. During Clinton they used to brag to each other how they’d win a nuclear war on the nuclear deconfliction line.

At least it’s not Asworstos.

Just a little light humor, this stuff kills slowly over years and is awful.

Sorry bible!

We should start reaching out to Chinese-backed firms, I bet they’d love it.

Maybe I’m a little okay with AI…

I would also like to know who else is in their shower.

I’m fairly sure if something dangerous is shot at you, dodging like Neo in the matrix is a normal response, even if you’re confident of shooting it down.

Because what if you don’t?

Yeah construction is still pretty bad around your federal building, that whole block could be closed for… years. Water main, you understand.

Quiet quitting by blue states.

Are you saying a raccoon from Ohio wouldn’t be expected to have a pipe?

If you enjoyed cocaine bear, you’ll love meth panda, coming this fall.

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

Wouldn’t you say my collection’s complete?

Wouldn’t you say I’m the girl, the girl who has everything?

I’ve got russian subs and helicopters. Bridges parts and train cars a plenty.

Russian surface ship? Over twenty.

But who cares? No big deal. I want mooooore.

I want to go where the yankees are

See them take fire and start dodging, juking

Losing their planes to those… what do you call them?

Oh yeah…. Anser Alwah Houthis.

Ever since the ocean was invented, naval combat vessels have focused on staying above the water. While some may claim this excludes submarines, this in fact accounts for the fact a submarine is not a naval combat vessel, it is a torpedo-storage container full of gay men.

However, recent trends in russian naval tactics have seen their black sea fleet deploying under the ocean, using its depths to hide like the fragile and majestic octopus. Deep ocean ship deployments have been increasing over the parts few years, and offer a benefit of excellent cover, stable positioning, and - bonus - resupply needs greatly reduce as well.

Naval aviators tend to hate the ocean, because it is not the air, but as navies redeploy their fleets underwater (there are rumors india and pakistan may soon experiment with this technology), the only answer is deploy air assets to watch them.

All of them are publicity stunted.

https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/

So are they going after the assembly line workers, or the design engineers first?

You’re too old, Mike, pick someone to endorse and stop trying to run.

I know someone exactly like trump, who said the same thing about work he had me spend 3 days working on when it was inconvenient to admit the truth. I do not doubt at all that trump ordered this and threw hegseth under the bus.