Today he
pawed at me for food and pulled lenins “imperialism the highest stage of capitalism” away from me (engaging in greed and anti-theory idealistic behavior)
fought with his brother (violating democratic centralism and encouraging disunity)
Slept (laziness)
Yelled at me (he refuses to say “Mao” and instead says “Marw,” indicating he has a grudge against the greats socialist leader, he also bothered me outside the peoples congress meaning he has engaged in violating democratic centralism.)
Wanted to go outside (engaging in Bourgeois individualistic behavior)
Immediate execution or gulag for him?
(/s)
This kind of behaviour in cats can only be resolved by a lifetime of cosy snuggling and head scritches while whispering Langston Hughes poetry to him. Also known as mewlag.
I suggest a comically large spoon
Gulag. Send this kitty to the bakery wing, nonstop bakery time with two hours of theory every day.
I think my dog is reactiveary. he barks too much.
I mean, cats by default are settlers on almost every continent who committed genocide upon hundreds of native species, that sure does ring a bell.
Everything else is valid but you don’t have to come at lazy people like that
You must make him read all of Mearx’s Catpital and then explain it back to you.
