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      22 hours ago

      Me too. What are you supposed to do? Extra work?

      Unfurl each strand slowly and carefully?

      Soak in hot water and have slimey spaghetti?

      Lick the entire bundle slowly till it warms up and unfurls?

      Rest on bosom?

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          19 hours ago

          Unpossible! if you don’t want to heat up or eat it all at once, Surely sauce is going to splash on your tuxedo…