Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.
¡Órale!
After a long and hard decision I decided not to decide. But stop for lunch. Those tacos look delicious. Don’t mind if I do!
Taco’s the only one that won’t try to eat me
All I’m saying is I’m pretty hungry. Ok?
Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.
Tacos.
I choose the bear
Vance: gracias!
Ew is that cilantro?
Fuck it, let it all burn.
Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.
I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.
If I’m within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.
I’d take the taco, and I wouldn’t even say thank you.
I’m vegan. I pick the tacos
That’s probably the vegan choice if you look at it big picture wise
I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.
All 4 are edible but the tacos would taste the best
I’m not even hungry and I’m saving the tacos.
I don’t like getting burned, I’m gonna go get a burrito somewhere
I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.
You’d be saving so many lives in the long run, and would have a tasty snack while doing so.
Tacos !
In all fairness, it’s if a true Mexican taco (not some imitation from, say, the US or Europe) I would save that no matter what the other three were.
With the image as-is, you could replace that taco with a dead rat and I would still save that rat over the rest
You could replace the taco with the worst incurable disease and I’d still pick that.
Sadly, I could only muster the courage and strength to save one out of three tacos, your honor.
