Spykee

I give you this opportunity to bring chaos & talk shit about each other. Question to both - What’s the one thing you want your spouse to do that they don’t do when it comes to Mateo?

People telling me to stay clear of the elusive yellow snow, I know you all want to keep the special whiskey sour recipe a secret. But I know and you cannot keep me away from it.

Look for an icon that resembles a ship. It symbolises sailing through all the misleading webpages and takes you straight to your desired resource. It looks something like this…

…and…and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.

What a shite webpage. No matter how many times I close the tiny stupid video window, it will spring up like bloody herpes with every touch. Yahoo, you’re as bad as herpes. Eat shit.

Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I’d no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

Your wife’s probably a witch bro. Tomorrow she’ll say she regularly gets a good night’s sleep. Witches man, I’m telling you.

*cries with tears only in one eye.

Kellogg’s Cereal

Going through this right now. I cannot explain this feeling.

Okay, if you say so. . … … … . FALSE ALARM, MOM. I’M JUST USELESS, LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY.

Holy fucking fruit balls! I thought collecting hobbies was an everybody thing. . … … … . MOM, I HAVE ADHD!

I know it’s old, but I still cannot believe it’s the same woman in every panel. Girl looks like a different person in each pic.