Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one! That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up!
“She’s got huuugeee… tracts of land.”
What, the curtains?
At that point, the swamp is more like flat ground