Jo Miran@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-218 hours agoIsraeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partywww.aljazeera.comexternal-linkmessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up1622arrow-down127file-text
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minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up148arrow-down2·18 hours agoThe world isn’t real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46arrow-down1·18 hours agowait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma? but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·17 hours agoI think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·17 hours agowell how do i know you think?
minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·17 hours agoYou don’t, and neither do I.
minus-square7toed@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 hours agoHey now it’s not too bad, the sea pickles get by just fine while not thinking
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 hours agowell they’re just simulations too
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 hours agoI think I think, therefore I think I am.
minus-squarephilthi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·16 hours agoYou’re either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you’re in a coma!
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 hours agoit’s the only plausible explanation
minus-squarekooks_only@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·16 hours agoI had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.
minus-squareGerblat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-214 hours agoshakes you vigorously “Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”
minus-squareBlumpkinhead@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 hours ago“I’m tired of being a figment of this dickhead’s imagination!”
The world isn’t real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.
wait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma?
but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
I think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
well how do i know you think?
You don’t, and neither do I.
fuck
Hey now it’s not too bad, the sea pickles get by just fine while not thinking
well they’re just simulations too
I think I think, therefore I think I am.
You’re either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you’re in a coma!
it’s the only plausible explanation
I had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.
shakes you vigorously
“Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”
“I’m tired of being a figment of this dickhead’s imagination!”