I was watching a Brad Williams clip where he talked about humping John Stamos’ leg.
Oh Jesus. I forgot about that.
I choose that one too for “almost ruptured a spleen” laughing.
Maybe someone will enjoy this as much as I did but this news story about a bear sighting… But I don’t want to say why. I want the nonsense to wash over you as it did me the first time I saw it.
I have another too, this tiny frog, fiercely squeaking it’s battle cry with all all it’s might. It never fails to remind me of how Nibbler on Futurama looked cute but was actually a powerful race of creatures.
That bear sighting news story one got me. Thank you.
- i’m waiting
- hurry up
me waiting faster: -_-
Some story posted on hexbear about a woman who was antagonized by a misogynist all night who doused him in gasoline and then he was like GO ON, DO IT and then she did it and i laughed so. hard
Link if you can find it pls :D
Does it count if I was high? If so this nonsense right here
Swear that sounds like the inside of my brain sometimes lmao.
This was like 15 years ago, but there was a video by Videogamedunky on YouTube where he prank called places.
I was laughing so hard in my bed at night that I was genuinely wondering if I’d gone crazy.
Not sure why I found it so funny at the time. Maybe I was a bit tired too.
That’s…. The last time? Man you might need a night out on the town.
Tbf videogamedunkey is funny as hell
Agreed
I think about him saying don’t tell my wife about the chicken wings at least once a week lol
The “none pizza, left beef” story got me pretty good when it origionally posted.
Pretty much that entire blog was golden. Real shame it’s gone. I used to re-read pretty much everything once a year
The internet was so full of life and learning.
And boring shit too, but at least it was human-generated boring shit
My partner is overly anxious about our child safety often worrying about things to an unhealthy extent. When sitting the infant up their head moved “too quickly” making my partner worry. After having to say multiple times the child is obviously fine, the child stood up and starts slamming their head into the bed, thinking it’s a game. They’d stand up and jump backwards onto the soft bed. Then sit up and slam their head forward. Just fun rough play at this age. I belly laughed harder than I have in a least two years.
After frequently “getting in trouble” over minor things like this, it just made me lose it that my child did the exact action my partner worried so much about but 30x more forceful because they thought it was funny. Hahaha! Infants are actually hilarious and make the first year of pain worth it.
Just now I hugged my child and said say daddy 叫爸爸 they then build up such a forceful “baba” that it takes them 10 seconds before they release their lips like a sneeze that makes you freeze.
Yesterday they also got upset to the point of crying that I wouldn’t let them have their infant scissors but they finally got to them when I wasn’t looking. Then when I caught them, instead of crying again they played it off smoothly by acting like they picked them up to give them to me lol
This beautiful series of images and the corresponding text from old reddit. Folks, I present kinder surprise sorry. Old reddit was a fun place sometimes.
Nathan Fielder, The Rehearsal, S2E3
Season 2 of The Rehearsal is already my favorite Nathan Fielder project. S02E03 is totally unhinged
I choked on my coffee watching that.
I thought everything in this show was scripted. No, the “numbers prove God is everywhere” guy, “Jews killed Jesus” woman, and Captain Sexual Harassment are all real people. It’s so on-the-nose I thought they were all doing a bit.
Oh interesting, that audio is from a totally different video
Huh, I had no idea. Totally works for the other video tho, cause that shit cracked me up.
When I saw someone comment something like “That is an aggressively country child.” I laughed so hard lol
We reference this all the time now. It’s a permanent memory artifact. XD
LOL, indeed. I grew up in Oklahoma so I recognize that twang. :P I worked for years to get rid of my southern accent.
Haha I have folks there! Lived there for a bit too! Between Okie and Cali, I think now I subconsciously adjust my twang to adapt to my surroundings. 😂
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That was great, the end killed me.
I like this one too https://youtu.be/WtPQ2pxMHEU
And the Ordinary Sausage vid https://youtu.be/mammeRN_0n8
I will never understand why people want to eat this godforsaken fish
It’s so weird seeing the reaction they’re having to this noxious…erm…“dish.”
Weird because I guess I’ve been blessed enough to have very few memories of smelling something so bad it made me actually want to vomit. Like it’s hard to relate to and yet terrifying imagining how bad it must be.
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We adopted the cutest 5lb dog, a Chihuahua Pekingese mix, she’s an angel. One day she started humping her toys, and I mean absolutely railing them. That first time she did it in front of us I almost died. I buy her large stuffed animals now for better grip, I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio.
LOL, my best friend’s mom had a little Shih Tzu and one time when we were over there for dinner she had just bought him this HUGE red stuffed bull-thing that was like 4 times his size, but man it didn’t even slow him down, he just went for it right in the middle of the living room floor in front of everyone. Poor pupper kept falling off and having to roll over on him and shit. Friend’s mom was mortified, but the rest of us were laughing so hard we couldn’t breathe there for a minute.
The people who made “If the 40k Emperor had a Text-to-speech” had to give it up for copyright/trademark reasons so they moved to making World Of Darkness (Vampire the Masquerade, Hunter the Reckoning, etc.) content. Their “Hunter: The Parenting” has been hysterical so far but personally the “Norfolk Wizard Game” has me pausing to cackle like a madwoman. I have played and GMed for WoD over the years and it’s just pure gold. I especially liked the episode “1 hour of Hermetic Propaganda to Fall Asleep To”
I fucking love Emperor TTS, that shit was hilarious, I’m gonna have to check out the WoD stuff.
Austin Powers 2 when he fights mini me. I couldn’t breathe it was so dumb and funny.
