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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago

I am easy to amuse

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I am easy to amuse

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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago
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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    Are you a tits or FFMPEG filter documentation on section 11.5 man?

    • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      Please refer to section 8008S.

  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.

    Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.

    It’s even worse than tar.

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      The biggest pain in the ass I’ve dealt with was using a directshow lib to implement flash on a new camera we were supporting for a desktop application. Working with a device graph and pins is beyond frustrating. We’re porting functionality to the Web and my dev working on the camera just needed to call capture image to trigger the flash.

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      GNU tar is easy and straight-forward.

      It’s also completely incompatible with any other Unix, but then, what difference does it make is nobody can use them?

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    “Advanced substation alpha” sounds like an omega verse fanfic

  • mobotsar@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    Pages are fractional now?

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      6 hours ago

      The bible is an old western book that orders itself so

    • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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      “Section”. They just used the wrong word ¯\(ツ)/¯

  • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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    23 hours ago

    Force Feminisation male pregnancy

    • al4s@feddit.org
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      8 hours ago

      ffmpreg?

    • 74 183.84@lemm.ee
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      16 hours ago

      Im listening

      • HakunaHafada@lemm.ee
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        https://tenor.com/L8Qq.gif

        • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I was hoping for this gif:

          • HakunaHafada@lemm.ee
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            lol that’s a good one too. And thanks to your comment, now I know how to properly do GIFs.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    I thought it was going to be Lenna https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna

    • Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Me too

  • cm0002@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

  • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    spoiler

    https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#ass

    • Domi@lemmy.secnd.me
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      I always chuckle when Jellyfin shows subtitles as “Full ASS”.

      • Spaz@lemmy.world
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        6 hours ago

        Same.

    • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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      16 hours ago

      The default libass shaping engine,

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      deleted by creator

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”

        • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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          HEY EVERYONE IT’S THE ASS GUY

        • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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          20 hours ago

          Your theme song

    • can@sh.itjust.works
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      1 day ago

      ASS (Advanced Substation Alpha)

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        When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though

        • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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          Oh, wonderful, teachers who punish kids for being kids and/or making mistakes.

      • ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Right in the nostalgia! Happiness is a warm genlock…

      • toynbee@lemmy.world
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        Why is that not ASA? Or even ASSA.

        • vodka@lemm.ee
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          Because substation alpha is SSA so they just reversed it.

          Because it’s funny.

        • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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          Because ASS.

        • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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          Because they knew exactly what they were doing, obviously.

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        Fantastic sub format for anime.

        • Traister101@lemmy.today
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          Eyy I just watched Red Ranger, extremely enjoyable for how stupid it is. I bet I’d have loved power rangers if I watched it as a kid

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            I watched too much of power rangers on TV as a child.
            As a result, I don’t find the anime enjoyable.

            Even though the premise was fun, I just couldn’t tolerate it enough to feel the fun.

        • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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          I wonder why “great” and “sword” need to be Katakana

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            They transliterated it as English: “Great” being written like “Go Ra To” or something similar instead of using the Kanji 大 pronounced as “Dai”. Same with Sword, they wrote it like “Sa Do” or something, instead of 剣 pronounced as “Ken”.

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              I know, but why? Not trying to be a hater but why not just use the native words?

          • can@sh.itjust.works
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            Loanwords

            • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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              I know, but why? Not trying to be a hater but why not just use the native words?

              • can@sh.itjust.works
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                Same reason some English people will use Japanese words? I don’t know.

                • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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                  Then why respond?

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    Wtf? Is datascope funny or am I missing something?

    • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.net
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      You scrolled too far. 😆 Same as me, but I scrolled back up.

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      https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#ass

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        Ahh

        • Smee@poeng.link
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          No, ass

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      This guy doesn’t get the joke, everyone point and laugh!

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        Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?

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