CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 1 year agoThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkCalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareCalamityEmu@ttrpg.networkOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoOur player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year ago“Horsey McHorseFace.” “You no longer have the right to choose.”
minus-squareSpeakinTelnet@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year ago“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…” “His name is Meatball”
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year ago“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.” “What colours are they?” “…fuck.”
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoThis is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.” On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
minus-square...m...@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year ago…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…
Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
“Horsey McHorseFace.”
“You no longer have the right to choose.”
“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…”
“His name is Meatball”
“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”
“What colours are they?”
“…fuck.”
This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”
On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…