“When we shine ze light on it…”
Zeeky booky doog
This fish foresaw that evolution would lead to celebrity news, Return To Office mandates, and oversized utes, and decided it was happy precisely where it was.
She call me Mr. Boombastic
Sacabambaspis
lololo
Wow. This is epic internet!
Somethin’ like a fish.
proto whale has an emoji face
🎶🎶Sacasacabambambaspapispis🎶🎶 🎶🎶Sacasacabambambsapapispis🎶🎶
As a matter of fact, don’t let nothin’ hold you back. If the Scat Man can do it, brother, so can you!
For some reason reminded me of this
For the uninformed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPkwGhwU_FY
Catchy. サカサカバンバンバスピスピス …
I would love to take one from its natural environment and force it to live in a small aquarium.
The eyes would suggest it’s a predator.
That’s what I thought! I’m too stupid to make anything more of it here for this community though
Or just that it needs to focus on from of itself like filter crabs, or that it needs to see through things like kelp forests or hole enterances.
Given it’s size and the extreme binocular vision, it’s unlikely to have any ambush predators.
I looked it up, it has bony plates all over it’s body and likely a lateral line, so seeing predators directly may have been less necessary. It was also a suction feeder, so likely an active predator of much smaller things. It may have needed good forward vision because it’s maneuverability was poor.
Preschool teacher: draw a happy fish Preschool student: <the above picture>
It has a South Park mouth
Prototype fish
It’s funny when looked sideways, but when looked from the front it’s two distortion filters away from analog horror.
Horror already without filters. I’m going to see that thing in my nightmares, fuckin hell.
It is cute, isn’t it?
So… Millions of years ago, before Pikachu was surprised, we had this fish occupying its niche?
No, millions of years ago we were this fish
deleted by creator
Now? No. Then? Absolutely.
Fish of Theseus
…I’m sorry
Fisheus
It depends whether you subscribe to the belief of reincarnation. There’s always a possibility that you’re actually reincarnated from an alien in Andromeda somewhere and the reason why you can’t remember anything is because the memory format of the alien physiology is not compatible with human brain.
That is such a shit fish. I love it.
👁️👄👁️
Look! The Lobotomite has returned!
