By “near” I mean like a sphere of 10 Meters around them. You can’t manipulate them directly, it has to be a non-living object. You also can’t cause anyone else to die before their fated time of death.

So, how do you embarass them.

Trip them down the stairs? (zero injuries remember)

Drop their mug while they try to drink water?

C’mon, what’s the most embarassing thing you can do?

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    I pick up anything I can around politicans I hate, and kill anyone NEAR them. All the time. Just, nonstop. I feel like that would end their career, if not drive them a little crazy.

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    just make every loose item stick to them like a magnet. Either all the time or just when they obviously lie or otherwise twist the truth

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    I’d move things around right-wing politicians to spell out “666”. This would be my full time job.

    Got the idea imagining if every MAGA hat, flag, sign, etc., suddenly got a burned vignette edge with 666 in black gothic lettering.

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    Manipulate nearby water (in glasses, but I am only interested in the water) to first be in the form of water vapor, and then turn back to liquid in the politician’s pits and nipples and eyes. Making him seem like he’s lactating during a very sombre press conference. Making him seem like he’s hyper-perspiring during speeches. Making him seem like he’s crying during budget deliberations.

    I’ll make this happen repeatedly, without drawing attention to it unnecessarily. Just a politician who lactates, gushes water out of his pits, and cries.

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    I make a dildo fall out of Trump’s pocket.

    Edit to add: but not before I buy shares in leading dildo manufacturers, because no self-respecting MAGA will be caught dead in public without their pocket-dildo after that.

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    Keep moving the mic away from their face so they sound meak and quiet and no one votes for them.

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    Manipulate the gel in their hair.

    Their watch suddenly slips off their wrist.

    Belt opens, pants fall down.

    Or manipulate the watch-arm by moving the watch.

    Turn off microphone, or even make it fall down.

    Volume on max.

    Make their phone vibrate.

    ~~ Edit: make the fillings of their teeth fall out, or heck, keep their mouth shut by manipulating the fillings.

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    I like what the Hitchhiker’s Guide proposed: have their clothes make one step to the left. Or, even better for some people (esp. men): do it with their makeup. Perhaps fake teeth/hair.

    Also, why manipulate the mug they’re drinking out of when you can manipulate the fluid inside of it?

    You could tie their shoe strings mid walk… Constantly switch the key caps on their keyboard around (you just know they have to look down while typing)…

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    Use their own phones to record their plans and illegal activities, then upload it all over.

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    Every bug swarms them. Better if I can get them to spell out the phrase “I CHUG DICKS” right across their forehead

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    Hold their hairs that normally fall out in place until they are on camera then shed all at once.

    Make their eyes water whenever they are on camera by pushing just a little too much air at them.

    Wardrobe malfunctions are an option, but I think making them fumble everything would be better, so they try to hold a pen and it slips out of their hand etc.

    Make the camera drift upwards so they look shorter.

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    I make the air immediately around then smell like they just shit themselves

    I make sure that they can smell it too

    When the Tangerine Toddler is about to give an address, I make sure that the microphones stop working, and send fart sounds to the receivers, while the shit smell gets stronger and fills the nearby area

    I’d make every deliberately dishonest statement from the mouth of a public figure cause a little raincloud to appear above their head, with little lightning bolts that look great on camera

    I’ll also make the arsehole of every conservative in the world itch uncontrollably whenever they choose to be a dickhead when they could choose to be nice

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      “TT” probably already smells bad. Unlike most(?) people who (as is the rumour) wear incontinence pants, he doesn’t seem to be the kind of person who would be level-headed about it if someone were to point it out.