There is no way Canada is down for paying the health care costs of Californians, let alone the cost of defense from an American military.
Uh wis, Minnesota and Michi need to added to Canada too.
As a michigander I do not approve 😭
amerikkka must be destroyed
You know tbh I’m surprising TACO McDumbass hasn’t thought about selling our country yet…
Imagine the cash you’d get for this whole place, fuck!
Awww please take PA too. Philly is cool.
not with your ATV-redneck parties in the streets
Please take NYC and Chicago as well
Did you not look at the map?
Our public education does not allow us to look at maps outside of America. This shape is strange and terrifying to me.
does this mean the map on the top is over 18 and the map on the bottom is under 18?
stop using this piece of shit as a meme
please take Alaska. I promise we are not that republican
I can be bribed into supporting that with king crab and salmon.
We are almost out of that…
Listen, you just want to annex lake Michigan and take Chicago as a part of the bundle, I won’t argue. Because at this point I’m begging
please take all of Michigan. Please please please.
Best we can do is Yoop…
:(
Sorry, buddy…
As an American, I suppose I’m getting used to disappointment.
hugs
In fairness there’s a bunch of our homies left out. Maine, Vermont, Minnesota, NY, on and on. Leave America the scraps.
Maintenance Vermont and NY are all on the map as having been annexed. But also, I think realistically, California could probably sustain itself for a good long while. It might be better off as trade partners than as a province of Canada.
Canada would then be more US than Canadian at that point. US + Canada should keep United States of America name. The question is then what to call the other country. Kingdom of Christ? The 1950s?
Hadn’t heard of that before. Thanks for the reference.
Gilead
“Gawd’s Cuntry”
Why would you assume Nevada would want to secede?
Feel real bad for Illinois, Virginia, Colorado and New Mexico citizens.
And all the Democrats in the red states of course.
Can Illinois come with? Chicago is pretty cool and we have some nice state parks!
I don’t wanna be left behind in the failed states. But otherwise I approve of this message.
