To be clear. US firm took on 30m in debt. Plus a promise to borrow 30m more if certain goals are achieved.

So it’s technically 30 to 60m and £1

Really wish id bought that £1 branded toilet paper now, I assume this buyout will probs lead to asset stripping and the company eventually vanishing.

Still have the “THIS MUG COST £1” somewhere.

I presume your irony meter exploded because you asked it to measure something that isn’t in fact ironic at all?

Ashens in shambles.

if i offer a fiver can i have it

Oh man, I don’t know whether to comment two squid or three fiddy.