Donald Trump has responded to planned “No Kings” protests against his leadership, saying “we’re not a king at all.”
Demonstrations targeting him are planned nationwide on Saturday, the same day as a military parade celebrating the U.S. Army’s 250th anniversary in Washington, D.C, which coincides with the president’s 79th birthday.
And we are not amused.
So quit acting like it you orange piece of shit.
We three kings of orient are smoking on a rubber cigar
To be a king you need a kingdom.
America is a country.
If it walks like a cuck, looks like a cuck, and acts like a cuck - it’s a cuck for a bully idiot strongman that represents the people.
Who comes first the King, or the Kingdom? 🤔
An excellent response.
So he’s too stupid to know about the royal “we.”
That figures.
He means him and Steven Miller
Don’t forget meth gnome and the world’s oldest boy
I gotta ask, who is the Meth Gnome? Cause that’s an awesome insult.
Kristi Noem I’d assume, look at SD’s meth campaign.
“We are not a king. We are Venom!”
Don’t do Venom dirty like that.
I think you misspelled “Vermin”
The royal “we”. Interesting.
Right? Real life once again proving to be shitty satire
Not in this case. Real life is accidentally so shitty, it makes for passable satire. I mean if the dude would’ve conciously pulled it off, I’d almost be okay with him.
Fuckers better start sampling that
Arguing over the technicality of a word vs his actions. Children do this.
We aren’t, but I am.
Ohhhh, look who’s trying to weasel out of his customary BEHEADING.
TACO lil removed
Beautifully stated, thank you.
His reasoning as to not being a king is that he’s trying to be a king and it’s harder than he expected? Is the sword of damocles too scary for him??
Completely unrelated, but the band Sleep Token released a song title Damocles in their recent album, and it’s great. The whole album and everything they release is great, but I am particularly fond of Damocles.
Damoclese is dope. Caramel hits hard in the feels for me. Just feel for Vessel.
I love the whole album. Caramel definitely has some weight to it. I don’t know Even in Arcadia is better than Take me Back to Eden, but it’s close if it’s not.
Yeah, both albums are stellar. Can’t really choose between them.
I have eaten the onion and found it to be meat
C’mon guys…everyone knows he prefers, “God Emperor”.
Hm, enormous corpulent worm? Maybe
Except that worm was Prescient. Trump has so far shown no sentience, let alone prescience.
Well, in this timeline, it’s the Onion version of Dune.
ALL HAIL WEIRD AL
Instead of encasing himself in Sandtrout, he covers himself in a fake tan
Hog Emperor of Maracas
Depleto III
The Lies Must Flow
buy the whole set
Wait wait wait
'Merica
'Merica Cult Figure
No More Children of 'Merica
Hog Emperor of 'Merica
Slaughterhouse: 'Merica
Worshippers of 'Merica
The Magat Jihad
'Merica: The Human Crusade (see what I did there, freaking brilliant)
'Merica: The Battle of Cleveland
Shoppers of 'Merica
Wormthings of 'Merica
(I haven’t read the other books, I’m actually kind of surprised Brian kept going)
