Anon wouldn’t have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.

This

Anyone else remember how the Women’s March saved reproductive rights? Of course not, and now women are dying in Texas because doctors are afraid they’ll be arrested for murder if they treat them for life threatening conditions.

Not to sound ungrateful, but where were these people on election day?

Tankies and insisting the most brutal third world nations on Earth are utopias. Name a more iconic duo.

Oh good, I was worried my MegaDeth references would go unnoticed

What do you mean he hurt his feelings? Didn’t know he had any feelings

Do these people even hear themselves talk?

Naw, JK Rowling has actual creative input this time.

Misread that as Prower and just assumed you liked Tails

That wasn’t very cashmoney of you.

At first I misread that as “RJ MAY Distribute hundreds of child porn files” as in, he was allowed to because of some loophole

Why did they have it in the first place?

You shouldn’t be allowed to patent game mechanics.

I mean could you imagine if movies worked like this? Imagine if Disney owned patents on exposition through song, talking animals, and twist villains.

The system is not broken, it’s working as intended, and thus must be destroyed.

I guruan-fucking-tee there’s going to be a new character who’s basically just a transgender boogeyman

I notice your Sonic reference

We don’t have any way of knowing what makes human consciousness, the best we’ve got is to just call it an emergent phenomenon, which is as close to a Science version of “God of the Gaps” as you can get.

And you think we can make ChatGPT a real person with good intentions and duct tape?

Naw, sorry but I’ll believe AGI when I see it.

It was an expression, online is the only way you can submit tickets.

Really? I figure he’d give one of those patented “I’m sorry… That you’re an offended little liberal snowflake who totally sucks!” style apologies and it’d be accepted as if it were genuine.

True AI does not and will not exist