Girl only wants one thing, and it’s disgusting!
Well they’re McDonald’s fries so you can definately do worse.
Good on you, Anon. She was obviously drunk and would be unable to consent.
Who knows, maybe she has high blood pressure and can’t properly consent to the fries.
Just because you’re horny, doesn’t mean I’m horny. I just bought food. I’m hungry, not horny.
Hi hungry, I’m horny
Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.
It would been that meme where the top panel: guy has fries Bottom panel: eww hr he has no fries
Like a seagull. :/
Yes officer this bait right here.
Wdym bait?
In case you’re serious, I think the
:/conveys feelings of disappointment that seagulls leave you when you run out of fries, which has obvious implications in a romantic context.Well maybe your not bating.
Like a seagull. :/
Where did seagull come from, did you have a pet seagull?
Fake: Girl is interested in anon
Gay: Anon isn’t interested in girl
This is the one lmao
Girl is interested in fries.
The prophecy
Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.
But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that’s “not hungry” till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you’re like “how’s ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?”
It’s missing a word, but if you know the reference, you’re hearing the whole quote lol
Why risk anons virginity like that?
Nah, she gotta get her own fries!
Haha, dumbass! You’re great 👍🏻
You’re not getting my fries!
can I have some?
Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!
Is that worth losing fries?
No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!
Plus those are MY fries until we’re an item! You can have half of my burger, though…
Anon wouldn’t have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.
Yea, see seemed to be very manipulative towards anon. She probably does this to a lot of guys and seems to get away with it. That or she could smell the desperate virgin on him and take advantage of that fact.
Never fall prey to the bait!
Gotta try friesmaxxing
It’s a tarp!
