Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.
But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that’s “not hungry” till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you’re like “how’s ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?”
Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.
A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.
But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that’s “not hungry” till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you’re like “how’s ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?”
It’s missing a word, but if you know the reference, you’re hearing the whole quote lol
Why risk anons virginity like that?
Nah, she gotta get her own fries!
Haha, dumbass! You’re great 👍🏻
You’re not getting my fries!
can I have some?
Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!
Is that worth losing fries?
No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!
Plus those are MY fries until we’re an item! You can have half of my burger, though…