dumbass

Decades of Hollywood Military propaganda ruined in one single day.

Rock, Animal skin, jaws.

Industrial chemical explosion coming soon.

*Reads one line completely out of context, gets triggered, rants like a dumbass.*

nice work icefox.

*Writes in notepad while looking at you with concern*

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

I’ll stop jacking it if you stop watching me, untill then imma be out there doing it San Diego style.

You’re not getting my fries!

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

Shit put into a pill that you swallow.

The cop only told her to turn it down because an impromptu party was forming in the streets and the cop feared how awesome it was gonna be.

I didn’t even think they would make a good fertilizer, just shove them in a can and fire them at a black hole, see if that eats them up.

yeah, I thought they were taking the piss!

I think you’re probably the first person in years to do that.

there was barely any vehicles in the parade. That was the saddest military parade since Russias last year.

They definitely haven’t had the enjoyable experience of having their head nearly crushed by the thighs of a beautiful thick woman.

They didn’t have the phrase ‘Big tiddy goth girls’ back then.

Just a good old fashioned, the enemy of my enemy is my friend situation.

He’s damn proud of his oats and potatoes.

So now we know the face of the mother fucker that started it all!