Trump’s army parade was neither the totalitarian North Korean spectacle that critics had grimly predicted, nor the triumph of MAGA nationalism fans craved

  • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    The American military doesn’t train to put on parade theatre for a despot. No high stepping, no elaborate formations or movements. None of that pointless bullshit. If you see a military parade from NK or China achieving perfect performances, that’s all that is; a visual performance. All they do is practice for those events. Those aren’t uniforms. They’re costumes. They are completely different skillsets. Soldiers don’t need to know how to dance perfectly in formation. You might as well send a marching band into combat.

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        14 hours ago

        To explain and expand a bit on this: Frederick the Great was likely gay or at least somewhat queer, but also a military innovator who laid the basis for Prussia’s iron discipline. Back then units were most effective when in perfect formation, but moving around the battlefield disrupted formation, hence the invention of the goose step to rapidly move units around on the battlefield without losing formation. Invented by a gay king.

        So today we’ve got homophobic dictators emulating that for pure theatre and looks, over a century after it has lost any military purpose.

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      18 hours ago

      All I can think of, is Monty Python’s Close Order Nastiness. “We know where you’ve been, you military fairy! OOOOOH”

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      20 hours ago

      Thats all nice what you said but its far more likely the members of the army just didnt care as much rather than they are incapable of marching in unison.

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        18 hours ago

        I know this from experience. Perfect formation marching must be drilled constantly. The US military does not waste its time with it because it is useless beyond Basic Training.

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      The American military doesn’t train to put on parade theatre for a despot. No high stepping, no elaborate formations or movements. None of that pointless bullshi

      Marines doing the silent drill in dress uniform : 👀

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        That’s like 20 dudes though who’s entire job is drill and ceremonies, though.

        The guys marching in this parade looked like they were forced on a group walk, and none of them looked like they wanted to be there.

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          20 hours ago

          Marching in step is basic training stuff. They know how to do it if they want to. The fact that they didn’t is very important.

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            18 hours ago

            What Trump wanted far exceeds marching in step. But even just that requires regular practice, which the US military simply does not bother with. Exceptions being a few ceremonial guards.

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              18 hours ago

              Sure, but the important point is that they know how to do better than they did. They’re refusing on purpose.

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                  Oh, I agree with all of you guys. I think they half-assed it on purpose. I have some friends that are in some premier units in the military, and all of them have pretty much come out and said their commanders have told them they will not deploy in this country.

                  Like ‘here’s how you sabotage your gear then go home with your loved ones’ kind of talks.

                  The military is not on his side.