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minus-squareandybytes@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·22 hours agoI would cut his head off with a butter knife. Then I would go home, cook myself a steak dinner, and a salad. Sign into my computer. Wack off. And then go to sleep and wake up the next day like nothing happened.
minus-squareGoogledotcom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-212 hours agoYou and I are alike in that way but we can’t because jail isn’t a fun place
I would cut his head off with a butter knife. Then I would go home, cook myself a steak dinner, and a salad. Sign into my computer. Wack off. And then go to sleep and wake up the next day like nothing happened.
You and I are alike in that way but we can’t because jail isn’t a fun place