“I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano, and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].”
You got me. This one is too good.
The first tell was the author using the first person, and the next tell was the piano falling.
My fave part was the expired crispr kits, arbitrarily cut off at desired date.
Thankful I saw that first, very relieved.
I only read the abstract. So I missed the piano falling part entirely.
“I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano, and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].”
There are pokédex entry # for fossils!
That is exactly what clued me in.
You missed the pokedex entries too!